We DoN't hAvE aNy oRiGiNal DiAlOgUe.....

So Swera and I are often quoting our favorite book, movie, sitcom or comedian. We find this HILARIOUS! however, 98% of the people around us think we are nuts. Below are some of our favorite one liners and/or monologues.

(* =The following are said in a British accent)

*Not a lot of Jungle in France!
* going 50-60 thousand miles an hour
* bit of a leap!
* bit of a crowbar separation
*Cake or Death?
*Little red cook books, little red cook books!
*Things with turny nobs.....and they lie to us!
*CTRL P PRINT! Print CTRL P... Cannot access Printer? But I can access printer... see... It's here see?
*Flag, Hat, Hodgins, Booth
* F**king NUTS! I long for a grapefruit!
*Uh.. huh... Did I leave the gas on? Oh.. No.. no I'm a F**king squirrel.
*They've got guns! They've Got guns!
*The International Transvestite brigade... In fantastic makeup!
*And this is all true.....as many important historians have said. (We say this when we are of course stating something that is in fact NOT proven as true and has probably never been considered by any important historian.... ever.)
*There you go Mr. Hitler... you Nazi shit head.

-What Else? (this comes from an employee at the local burger king) This is said in a overly happy annoying voice.

-I don't know what that means.
-Josep!!
-sanka you
-Owange Chicken! Berry good!
-for 'de girls (courtesy of Kathleen)

Now these lines are often said during moments of silence, extreme professionalism or absolute boredom!

And a personal favorite of mine, that Alama came up with DRAGGINASS! (As in the day is DRAGGINASS)