We DoN't hAvE aNy oRiGiNal DiAlOgUe.....

So Swera and I are often quoting our favorite book, movie, sitcom or comedian. We find this HILARIOUS! however, 98% of the people around us think we are nuts. Below are some of our favorite one liners and/or monologues.

(* =The following are said in a British accent)

*Not a lot of Jungle in France!
* going 50-60 thousand miles an hour
* bit of a leap!
* bit of a crowbar separation
*Cake or Death?
*Little red cook books, little red cook books!
*Things with turny nobs.....and they lie to us!
*CTRL P PRINT! Print CTRL P... Cannot access Printer? But I can access printer... see... It's here see?
*Flag, Hat, Hodgins, Booth
* F**king NUTS! I long for a grapefruit!
*Uh.. huh... Did I leave the gas on? Oh.. No.. no I'm a F**king squirrel.
*They've got guns! They've Got guns!
*The International Transvestite brigade... In fantastic makeup!
*And this is all true.....as many important historians have said. (We say this when we are of course stating something that is in fact NOT proven as true and has probably never been considered by any important historian.... ever.)
*There you go Mr. Hitler... you Nazi shit head.

-What Else? (this comes from an employee at the local burger king) This is said in a overly happy annoying voice.

-I don't know what that means.
-Josep!!
-sanka you
-Owange Chicken! Berry good!
-for 'de girls (courtesy of Kathleen)

Now these lines are often said during moments of silence, extreme professionalism or absolute boredom!

And a personal favorite of mine, that Alama came up with DRAGGINASS! (As in the day is DRAGGINASS)

Eat, Pray, Love-as interpreted by Samiee

So I chose to read this book on a whim. I was experiancing and somewhat difficult time in my life. Changes where being made and I wasn't so sure what was going to happen next. Not that after reading this book am I any more certain about where things are going but I am def. feeling better about the mystery that lies ahead.

I was turned on to this book by a commerical for the movie based on the book. The single moment that I knew I had to drop everything and pick this up is when Julia Roberts (Liz) says, " I used to have this appetite for my life and it is just gone. I want to go some place where I can just marvel at something." That was it! right there! I am looking for that same appetite for my life!!

I honestly have no desire to move abroad. Instead I want to marvel and the many wonderful things and people I have around me already! I want to get back to being passionate about my martial arts training! Reading books that inspire me to be a better me!  I want to rid my life of those people that are toxic, even if I was blinded by just how toxic they are for me.

In this book Liz talks about her spiritual journey along with her many other journeys. I am not currently in a "spiritual crisis" instead I am in crisis of knowing what I want! Liz has inpired me to figure it out instead of waiting for it to find me!

Eat Pray Love

Okay, so Sama Lama got me hooked on the book Eat, Pray, Love. It is incredible, and it was the type of book that I just wanted to slowly read. Probably because I felt like I was on this adventure with her, but I never wanted her to leave any of her locations.

I seriously loved all I learned about her, and then applied to myself. It was such an awesome transformational book, without trying to be. It was witty, smart, inspirational, forgiving, and most importantly loving.

I would recommend this to anyone really. Although they might not get as much out of it as I did. It came at the perfect time!



Now I'm really excited for the movie, but I'm not sure if it will be well received by all. It will be a calm and introspective movie I suspect, and those aren't HUGE draws. But I'm excited to see how Julia does!