Morbid Obsession...............

So the newest show I can't get enough of is Dexter. This Showtime drama is so captivating I can't help but watch!! I know this show is about a sociopathic serial killer that has no disernable emotions (at first). As the show goes on you see he really has strong emotions towards his sister, girlfriend and some co-workers. It is intoxicating!! I am half way through season 2........ thank heavens for netflix!!!!!!

Sarah's Stephanie Plum Cast List

Alright, so almost everyone in the office is either addicted to or reading these books, and I decided to put up one of my cast lists. This one is a little more age appropriate. Man this was too stressful. For some reason I wanted it to be perfect, and I know it's not. But it will have to do!



Steve Buscemi to play VINNIE, the gross boss/extended family member.



Reese Witherspoon as VALERIE, Stephanies sister, who used to be the perfect one.



Michael Clark Duncan as TANK, the biggest of Rangers merry men.



Ginnifer Goodwin as STEPHANIE, the girl we all want to be, and sometimes are.



Wentworth Miller as RANGER (he'd need to go tanning for a bit), the drool worthy mentor/partner/other guy in Stephanie's life.



Eddie Cibrian as MORRELLI, the on again off again fiance.



Brittany Murphy as MARY LOU (Stephanie's best friend), who's always good to have along.



Kasey Russell as MARY ALICE, the 7 year old who thinks she's a horse.



Loni Love as LULA (or as we call her LULU), the best side kick ever.



Matthew Lillard as ALBERT KLOUGHN, the annoying and cute possible brother in law.



Scarlett Johansen as JOYCE, the skank we all want to see beat up several times.



Jane Kaczmarek as HELEN "MOM" PLUM, the mom we all fear.



Larry Miller as FRANK "DAD" PLUM, the coolest cat in town.



Betty White as "GRANDMA" EDNA MAZUR, the crazy grandma we all want to be someday.



Will Arnett as DICKIE ORR, the jerkface ex husband/lawyer.



Lean Ramini as CONNIE, the kick a office manager.



Tyrese Gibson as BENITO RAMIREZ, the crazy boxer.



Elle Fanning as ANGIE, the 9 year old going on 45.

Ok, so I have another list, which I don't think I'll be putting up, but Samiee has one as well. Ha ha ha... we really are obsessed.

Plum Doplegangers.......

Ok to fill the void of no new episodes of Bones until this fall I have stumbled upon a book series by Janet Evanovitch. A co-worker recommended the series to me awhile ago and I had picked up 1 & 2 but hadn't read them until last week. Yes, I read 1 AND 2 in less than 1 week! The main character Stephanie could be my alter ego I swear! Minus her lack of tactical skills and overall pansy nature she and I could be long lost twins! This series is about a spastic, un-trained, socially awkward woman that is trying to pay the bills as a bounty hunter. Stephanie gets herself into some pretty outrageous situations.... much like I myself get into from time to time. Although I have never been shot at 3 separate times in one day nor has an embalmed penis been mailed to me and my grandmother does not make a habit of disrupting funeral services or shooting an already dead chicken in the butt while it is on the dinner table waiting to be served. I have also never had a sociopathic professional boxer break into my home and try to assault me and then leave a cut up prostitute on my fire escape. (I prefer to keep it this way)
My favorite part is the chemistry between Stephanie and Morelli! It is as good as the sexual tension between Booth and Bones!! So far book 2 is my favorite mostly because of Grandma Mazur gets into ALL kinds of trouble!

Eddie Izzard

Okay, so now we have a new obsession... yet another comedian. And oh my gosh is he hilarious. He's intelligent and not as crude as Russell Brand. And he's British, so that makes us happy. He is also a transvestite, and that makes things interesting. Our personal favorite quote is

"Do you have a Flag?"
"Cake or Death ?.... Cake please!... Very well, give him Cake."
"What are you reading... the gospel according to St. Bastard?"
"Did I leave the gas on?... No... I'm a f-ing squirrel"
"The toaster... it lies to us!"



Please.. if you haven't heard of him... look him up on you.tube!!!!

I am not "obsessed" I am just a FAN! there is a difference!

Ok I might not know technically what the difference is. But I do not dream about chelsea Lately.... or have posters of her on my wall But I DO often watch her show but it on mute and pretend I am giving the interveiw... but c'mon what 26 year old woman DOESN' T do that? So what if I put an ad on ksl.com looking for my own nugget assistant? Which by the way is on hold... so my beagle Dayzie will have to do!!

So You Think You Can Dance!

Alright so this is an old obsession of mine. I really got into it last season and watched it each week with a bunch of my friends. We could not miss a week, and we voted each week. My favorite won, and now I am even more hooked!




So the first real episode was last night, where the 10 couples each had a dance in a different style. What's funny is that I got Hilary hooked last night. She came over and we had dinner and then watched the show. (DISCLAIMER- I am about to reveal just how obsessed I am... and how that seems to be part of my personality. Samiee and I giggle about our obsessions... I mean come on we have a blog about our obsessions.) Well I also had to tape the show because my roommate Cherie wasn't going to be there to watch it. So Hilary and I watched all the dances, and wrote down our favorites and then voted. (Well Hilary had to vote for me because I kept getting a busy signal whenever I tried.) Well Cherie came home and guess what... we re-watched all of the dances! No joke... I really am obsessed.

You can see my analysis of it on my other blog www.smjagger.blogspot.com

PS Samiee I think you need to become obsessed with this show.. it's awesome! I have Hilary on my side, and I also know that Rachel Mecham, Courtney, and Kathy all love it!

Book Club!

Okay InnerLight Posse (Friends and Family), and anyone else who is randomly checking out this blog... I would like to start some sort of book club, or reading club. I would like input. So please feel free to post a comment on your thoughts on the subject of book club/movie club.... The End.



Here are a few sites on Best Books:
http://www.randomhouse.com/modernlibrary/100bestnovels.html
http://www.best100novels.com/



And for Movies:
http://www.best100movies.com/
http://www.afi.com/docs/tvevents/pdf/movies100.pdf

I'm just in the mood for a club. Who's with me!


Ok here is MY personal input into to Sarah Samiee Reading Club: Because Sarah was soooo insitant I read this book NOW before the movie comes out.... I went out and picked up a copy of mine own!! Thus far I really like the book. I am 245 pg into it and this is my personal summary:

1.Anna is wise beyond her 13 years
2.Kate is a victim of circumstance.
3. Sarah- the mother is a heartless Biotch
4. Brian the Dad is his wifes little Biotch
5. Jesse the Brother is a little shit that needs to be taught a serious lesson and I would be happy to be the one to kick his trash into shape
6.Campbell the lawyer is a douche... Why can't he just tell everyone up front why he needs judge? At this point I think he uses Judge and a reason to deflect his arrogance by making others think there is something wrong with him and he can get away with his "douche-ness"
7. Julia is a lot like me and I like her. (minus the lesbinim twin)

Overall I enjoy the book and really hope the movie is as good. I know I am going to cry and therefore will HATE the movie for a period of time.... I hate CRYING! Loved the book The Notebook, Hated the movie